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Welcome to another edition of Best of the Interwebs, or as some like to say, an hour of their otherwise productive Friday mornings.
FRIDAY FTW! For The Win? Fuck The World? Either/or, both apply.
So, Manta rays this week decided they're sick of being underwater and would like to put those big wings to good use.
You know what I did next right? Of course you do.
I did a mantatory LOL caption.
Derrrr! Want another?
This week, I have been listening to nothing but metal and hardcore bands that don't even use instruments.
They were so straight edge that they didn't do drugs, alcohol or instruments. How straightedge are YOU, mister "I-still-have-sex-and-listen-to-bands-with-a-drummer", yeah thought so.
Oh... and apparently they headlined ABOVE Minor Threat at shows. Wild.
Also been listening to a bit of Van Canto
Van Canto are a 5 piece acapaella
hero metal band, two of the five singers perform the lead vocals, the other three will instead use their voices to imitate the guitars and the bass.
Sometimes, I'll just listen to some DJ MAMA, a French Bulldog whose owner is one of Hip-Hop's elites, DJ Greyboy.
Do want.
Best Cry Ever - Slayer Edition
I did more than LOL, I almost ROFL'd.
LATE ADDITION: You ever get so deluded you think you're a genuine rockstar?
All Time, All the time... Thanks Kane
MEME ALERT - Moonwalking Videobombing
Now only if more people could actually DO the moonwalk! Well, at least we don't need to worry about MEME saturation.
Pacey from Dawsons Creek got confused/finally lost his shit and went to Comic-Con for Pacey-con.
Facebook Sex Etiquette explained
Finally!
Pompakour - The act of combining Parkour and Ladders
Personally, I like simply Ladcore. Ps. you should attempt this at home with your buddies, make sure someone is filming results at all times!
Hey Geoffrey Jr! U MAD!? Lil' man got Zoo rage.
I'm with you kid, I'd be pissed too if I didn't get to see any of the cool animals. Girls!
RIGHT!?
DID YOU HEAR?! Kanye joined twitter. Tweeps go wild.
Yawn factory.
Sheephead's late night calls - Viennese Whirls
I could listen to a norfener talk bollocks all fucking day.
ATT: Every soccer team on the planet! This is going to be hard to beat
Did I just hear you mumble in your head that you don't want a Stainless Steel Sharpie??
Thought so.
Get one
When Mormons go WILD, they build MOTORIZED COUCHES! AND DRIVE THEM AROUND THE CAMPUS!! OMFUUUUUUUU!!!
Reach for them stars kid, one day. You're gunna make it. (losers)
I give to you, the President of the United States of Real Talk, Alan Grayson.
I have been a firm believer in pretty much
anything this guy has to say, since whenever it was when
I first found about him.
This just in, AWESOME just had sex with ARE YOU SERIOUS?
Sharktopuss, like a BAWS!!! (that's Boss, spelt all urban like, for all you whiteys out there)
What's more delicious/tacky than some Air Jordan shoes fashioned into a cake?
Probably eating belly button lint, yep I'd rather eat Paul Verhoevens belly button lint.
Go
here if you can be bothered to make it.
Does this object, intrigue you as much as it did me?
Yes, iiiiiinteresting isn't it?
YOU SHOULD FIND OUT!!! (here)
Read this after you have clicked the above link*
Keanu Reeves just threw the internet another bone
Ruh Roh, here we go.
You know what else is fun and a great waste of time?
Printing an image of Sad Keanu, cutting him out and making him a little kick stand with cellotape and then photographing your sad work friends in his vicinity. We did.
You should do it.
Jake Gylenhaal = The opposite of Keanu Reeves
Oh Snack... You so silly!
Embrace the memes
Occasionally, The Army, (marines, whatever) prove to the world how badass they are.
...Like this one time, when they flew a Chinook helicopter above some water and opened the back up and extracted a boat full of army bro's. Coooooool!
A cat gives birth to a puppy. LOL, WUT?
LOLTATZ of the week - Jasper Beardley "Thats'a a paddlin"
Talking out of turn? That's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window? That's a paddlin'. Staring at my sandals? That's a padddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe? Oh, you better believe that's a paddlin'.
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A group of owls is called a Parliament (of owls)
Mmmmm... rodenty
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