"WHOA! WHOA! WHOA!", "Get the fuck out of here!", slapping the desk with your hands or punching the screen are all acceptable reactions to what you're about to see.
There are certain moments, like the other day when my boss said to me "Hey Tobler, can you compile a list of crazy things you've seen on YouTube lately?", that makes me think, "I really love my job".
Jealous? Well you should be.
What I have before you is everything I love about YouTube. From the dumbest to the absolute best action moments you will ever see on the internet, YouTube hands down has got it on lock.
There are stacks, spills, thrills and even some bone chills in here for you to enjoy.
10. Female vs Male Brazilian MMA Fight
Just watch what happens.
9. Scotty Vine Sunday park session
This is what happens when a snowboarder just wants to be a skater. Dude is sick with it.
8. Kick-flipping a surfboard isn't easy
Volcom recently put out a ransom of
$10,000
to anyone who can successfully pull off a kick-flip on a surfboard.
Worth the shin gashes, fin slices and a surfboard to the face? Sure,
why not?
7. Tow-in Body-boarding
Must be something in the water over there in Western Australia.Yep - sharks. I'd want to be in the air too.
6. Seth Enslow - OG. Facebreaker.
Some of my favourite cringing-in-pain moments have involved Seth Enslow on
the
Crusty Demons of Dirt series. The best thing about him was his balls-out attitude to everything. He just picked up a motorbike one day and
said "Easy". 300ft off a sand dune into a crater of impending doom? Yes please.
5. Terje Haakonsen - First Decent
Alaskan mountain? At an altitude of 7601 feet? Really?
4. Bathurst 2008 IGSA World Cup
Ok so it's not
Adam Kimmel and his bunch of lunatic Cali buddies, but I had to put in some local talent. Check out the guy at the 1:25 mark - loves it.
3. Gou Miyagi
Without a doubt this guy is the most technical skater I've ever blinked at.
2. Ken Block Gymkhana Practice
For all you petrol heads that thought you were good at
Need for Speed: Drift - think again. This guy smashes your high score in real life.
1. Travis Pastrana on a kids trike
Try and have more balls than Moto-X legend Travis Pastrana The DC Big Air ramp on a kids trike? Come on!