A couple of years ago we introduced you to the
privacy scarf, which was based on the same principle as this body-laptop woolly jumper, but lacked its homemade, knitted style. The idea is intended to provide "privacy, warmth, and concentration in public spaces," but in the end it just makes you look like an epic douche. And if you think this thing is useless, get a load of the keyboard jumper/glove after the break.
Gizmodo