Who knows why we are like moths to a flame when it comes to horrific DIY music clips on YouTube? As soon as someone emails you a link prefaced with the words, 'worst song ever', your feeble-human fingers can't tap that shit fast enough. It's a sick fascination that always leaves you wanting more, even if you are bleeding from the ears.
So it's with great pleasure that we bring you TheVine's 'Top Ten Music Massacres on YouTube'. Turn the volume down and get ready to howl.
10. 'Touch My Body', radman235
I really hope the children are
not our future.
9. 'Badger Song', Horstmumu2005
Good luck getting this shitty ditty out of your head.
8. 'Average Homeboy', Denny Blazin Hazen
The intro will break your heart, the song will break your face.
7. 'Internet LOL Internet', Jakob Bienenhalm.
6. 'Ding Dong Song (You Touch My Tralala)', Gunther
Unless you actually have a rainbow where your penis used to be, probably best you don't call it a 'tralala'.
5. 'Rainbow Road', Marc Kump.
How can any grown man, Ranga or not, like the Rainbow Road this much?
4. 'P Sucker Freestyle', Andy Molinakis
No doubt Andy is a hit with the girls.
3. 'Backstreet's Back', Tina C
Oh how you'll swing between laughter and guilt and back again - you can try and take the high road, but we doubt you'll get far.
2. 'Why Must I Cry', rehdogg
If you thought the shower scene in Psycho was bad, wait 'til you get an eye and earful of this.
1. 'What What', Samwell
Nothing will prepare you for the musical monstrosity that is 'What What', but just as a warning the chorus goes a little something like this, 'I said what what in the butt? You want to do it in my butt? In my butt?' Sadly, that's not the worst of it.