Liam Gallagher has willfully provoked the gays Australia with his latest self-aggrandizing verbal assault.

Proving he belongs back in the 1990's, Gallagher has, quite originally, attacked TV talent show X Factor for having...
"...absolutely nothing to do with music and everything to do with television".

"If somebody is dangling this carrot of 'fame and fortune' in front of a checkout girl who can sing like Britney Spears then they're going to go for it, right?"
So far, so old. But then, like McCain / Palin at a town hall meeting in the deep South, he stokes the fires of hatred...
"You're going in at the top, with a Number One that sells 750,000 or whatever and you've got someone like Dannii Minogue telling you you're really talented – and if there's one person in the room who wouldn't know talent if it kicked them in the arse it's Dannii Minogue."
Obviously somebody has not been doing their fact-checking...

Exhibit A:

There's also the small matter of her latest boyfriend, aka Exhibit B, proving she can not only spot talent, she can also take it to her bed if she so chooses. That's just how she rolls.

Exhibit C:

That reached number 1 on the Billboard Dance Chart. Oasis have never succeeded in this.

Exhibit D (warning: NSFW) goes on to prove that Dannii Minogue doesn't need to get 'kicked in the arse' by talent. Instead she pays her own money to touch the talent's arse. She's a modern woman, our Dannii - aka Glamour Awards' TV Personality Of The Year 2008.

Exhibit E:


But perhaps the final word should go to Dannii. She may not have cured cancer, or battled it like her sister, but she's still here, dammit, she's still here....