Well looky here. NME is running a readers' poll to find out Who Stole The Show At Glastonbury and the results, so far, are a kick in the face for some of the bigger acts.

With over 500,000 votes cast (guess most of 'em watched on the BBC), Manchester drama queens Hurts (pictured), who performed on the small John Peel Stage, came out top with an average score of 8.11. Noel Gallagher, who bitched and moaned when Jay-Z headlined that Glastonbury should be a ROCK festival, will have a withering comment about that.

U2's headline set on the huge Pyramid Stage came second with a score of 7.47, edging out The Wombats (The Other Stage) with 6.81 and then Coldplay (Pyramid Stage) with 6.77.

Despite grabbing all the headlines, Beyoncé is currently languishing at 6th, having been pipped to 5th by Two Door Cinema Club.
http://www.myspace.com/twodoorcinemaclub

Elsewhere, Radiohead's "secret" set lies at 12th, just behind Mumford & Sons, while Friendly Fires just scrape in ahead of Primal Scream at 19th place.

As the baffled scratching of celebrity hair plugs commences, fingers are pointed and tour managers fired, what have we learned?

a) A huge light show isn't always enough to win hearts and minds.
b) At a festival mired in mud, playing undercover can be a winning move.
c) NME readers would rather wait for Destiny's Child to reform.
d) Annie Lennox's bad back have a lot to answer for.

 Before we all get too carried away with this disturbing poll (someone please explain why I'm immune to Hurts), NME isn't the only poll in town.

Digital Spy published their own Top 20 of Glastonbury 2011 list on Friday, allowing the publicists of Jessie J, Pendulum and Rastamouse to breathe a sigh of relief. While Hurts don't even place on the DS list, Radiohead manage to inch up to 11th, and Beyoncé claws her way back to 1st. The envelope please...

Digital Spy poll:

Beyoncé - 43.6% of the vote
Coldplay - 16.7%
U2 - 1.2%
Other - 5.1%
Jessie J - 4.0%
Janelle Monae - 3.5%
Elbow - 3.2%
Pulp - 2.9%
Queens of the Stone Age - 2.1%
Pendulum - 1.4%
Radiohead - 1.2%
Rastamouse - 1.2%
The Chemical Brothers - 1.2%
Friendly Fires - 1.0%
Primal Scream - 0.7%
Laura Marling - 0.5%
The Streets - 0.5%


NME poll (at time of going to press):

1. Hurts - 8.11 (average score)
2. U2 - 7.47
3. The Wombats - 6.81
4. Coldplay - 6.77
5. Two Door Cinema Club - 6.52
6. Beyoncé - 6.11
7. Pulp - 5.81
8. Queens Of The Stone Age - 5.78
9. Elbow - 5.57
10. Kaiser Chiefs - 5.35
11. Mumford & Sons - 5.32
12. Radiohead - 5.19
13. Chemical Brothers - 5.02
14. Biffy Clyro - 4.92
15. B.B. King - 4.81
16. Morrissey - 4.77
17. White Lies - 4.71
18. The Vaccines - 4.70
19. Friendly Fires - 4.62
20. Primal Scream - 4.61


Hurts doing Kylie's 'Confide in Me':



Watch a whole bunch of videos from Glastonbury 2011 here on TheVine.