It's stories like this that the internet was built for/on.
Burlesque model and ex-girlfriend of Marilyn Manson (that's him in stick figure form up there on the bed), Dita Von Teese, has reportedly mentioned she is to record an album. The lady has apparently signed a deal with Interscope records, proving that talent is but a flimsy match for heaving chest assets. Again. If there were a pie chart showing the relationship between the two and success, talent would be the drop shadow.
Contrary to the idea of a burlesque dancer becoming a major label recording artist, Von Teese herself has mentioned that she isn't any good. During an
appearance on the Sharon Osbourne show she claimed "oh you don't want to her me sing for two minutes even". Nonetheless, Teese - real name Heather Sweet - is "hoping" to cover Irving Berlin's 'Lazy'. Tremendous. Without hope we can't dream. Without dreams we can't achieve, and without achievements we can't slide the hollow victories of Interscope records into our CD player.
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some twats play MGMT's 'Kids' on their iPhones, followed by plagues of locusts, the ocean boiling and storms of hail and fire.