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Sorry, at $17/kg, even brown bananas are no go. I got charged $3.50 for one the other day, for Cliff's sake.

By SS71 on 28 Jul, 03:37PM - What to do with brown bananas

Douches au go go.

By SS71 on 27 Jul, 11:20AM - Top 30 Questionable Festival Attendees -...

So where is the Sydney festovale? No info on their crapo website.

By SS71 on 12 May, 12:37PM - Soundwave Revolution 2011 full line-up a...

Lorcs a lordy. Aside from Coldplay, THAT is a lineup.

By SS71 on 13 Apr, 01:59PM - Splendour in the Grass 2011 line-up anno...

Take That. Damn you. Damn you all to hell.

By SS71 on 7 Apr, 03:18PM - Top 10 Worst Nirvana Covers

Balltearer. Every Yr 10 kid will be doing sneaky nuts in their school photos this year. I expect a sneaky nuts-affected generation of boys to be expelled across Australia.

By SS71 on 31 Mar, 03:52PM - Seven whole minutes of 'Angry Boys'!

Went to the Sydney gig on Monday at the Metro. I have to say they phoned it in - no interaction with the audience, plodded through the songs, no real enjoyment showing. Felt like a McD's meal - felt f...

By SS71 on 24 Mar, 04:21PM - Live review, photos - Stone Temple Pilot...

BTW Hotef - it was my birthday yesterday too!!!! We also share it with Tony Lockett, Chingy and Bow Wow. Sad.

By SS71 on 10 Mar, 04:02PM - '80s stars who are still looking good

The chick from Family Matters ended up a porn star known as "Crave". Seriously - she was even on Dr Drew recently.

By SS71 on 10 Mar, 04:01PM - '80s stars who are still looking good

Flav's new low.

By SS71 on 9 Feb, 02:43PM - Mr Men the movie