Nov 12
It seems that many people on the Vine for some silly reason think that my main man Bill Gates is not cool whereas the Devil himself, Apple CEO Steve Jobs is. Not true, my ill informed friends! Bill is actually the granddaddy of this shit we know as cool and I shall show you why…
Oct 26
In a bid to escape the annoyances of life, I have decided to postpone hacking into Wall Street and fixing the Stock Exchange (easy fix FYI – just need to change one decimal place on the Nas Daq) and go for something much bigger: HACKING INTO A PARALLEL UNIVERSE.
Sep 25
It is a surprising fact to realise that the worst people in the world are not actually nazis, Apple Mac users, Nickelback fans or even Apple CEO Steve Jobs (just).
Sep 15
So let me sum things up for you - i'm pretty much the best person i
know at hacking into accounts and websites and stuff like that. if
you're on the internet, i've probably hacked into ur account, lol.