My Motto Is "It aint dirty if it's love..." I have an electric can opener. I have a Staffy called Too. I sneeze very loudly. I produce grade A belly lint. I am an orphan. I've been on the Price Is Right. I have 12 Tattoos. I've trained to be an astronaut. I've owned two Chargers. Country Western is the new chillout.

Wed 16 Jul 12:17PM - Compu Sock Au Go Go "porn"

Wed 16 Jul 08:53AM - Lucky the Koala "they should be handing out condoms to Koalas... dirty wife swapping animals...."

Mon 14 Jul 03:27PM - Miss Venezuela takes out Miss Universe "So what your saying is clumsiness prevails over ugliness "

Mon 14 Jul 12:21PM - What star sign are you "Chopper looks like me..."

Sat 12 Jul 12:16PM - Megaforce "JiMBOB - Last name unknown - there is this version too http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?ef9ce5a778.jpg "

Fri 11 Jul 01:12PM - Skateboard fight "Epic Fail"

Fri 11 Jul 10:53AM - Owww my eyes 9 "Dude wouldn't you be scared Hulk would kick your arse?"

Fri 11 Jul 10:49AM - Play Wii Fit and get your 15 minutes of fame "Oh dear I just saw my breakfast again... I didn't eat carrot."

Fri 11 Jul 10:45AM - Megaforce "MEGAFORCE - Are you man enough? http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/image.php?e0b0f350cd.jpg"

Fri 11 Jul 10:42AM - Megaforce "MEGAFORCE - Are you man enough? [url=http://www.freeimagehosting.net/][img]http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/e0b0f350cd.jpg[/img][/url] "

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