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Oh dear, I leave for the night only to find Paul V is bragging on twitter about having obliterated a heckler. First, that bragging is pretty pathetic, but whatever works for you Paul - even though you...

By ducky on 15 Oct, 03:43AM  -  Astro Boy - movie review

Verhoeven, it's late here, and while I enjoy sparring, sparring with you is like taking candy from a retarded baby. I am not actually the real Terry Duckworth, so am not sure where you were going with...

By ducky on 14 Oct, 05:17PM  -  Astro Boy - movie review

I don't remember Lee J. Cobb being morbidly obese. Maybe he looks fat to a caveman that survives on nuts and berries. And possibly cock. DOUBLE BOOM!!!! And no, you didn't wake up in a fifties sitcom...

By ducky on 14 Oct, 04:50PM  -  Astro Boy - movie review

Origami, I don't understand the reference but I like your style.

By ducky on 14 Oct, 04:46PM  -  Astro Boy - movie review

Dear Paul Verhoeven, you certainly love your fruity prose. Why use one word when five will suffice? "Overripe bags of meat"? Not good. And did you mean exhale plague spores instead of "inhale". You ar...

By ducky on 14 Oct, 04:27PM  -  Astro Boy - movie review

Dear Paul Verhoeven. I have seen the films of Paul Verhoeven, and you sir, are no Paul Verhoeven. You more closely resemble Sharon Stone's vagina in his classic Basic Instinct.

By ducky on 14 Oct, 03:46PM  -  Astro Boy - movie review

Note to editor: your reviewer is doing your site a disservice. Rather than actually review the movie (as I'm sure he was briefed) he opted instead to offer up a puerile sub-adolescent sarcy rant as he...

By ducky on 14 Oct, 02:11PM  -  Astro Boy - movie review