Me fail English? But that's unpossible!
Thank you for the mental image of Jorah writing 'Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad', it's somehow taken the edge of this awfulness.
"Burglekutt, you're troll dung!"
Alan Arkin and the demolition sight gag made this worth it for me.
What clued me in to the fact it might not be good was the fact literally nobody in the cast had seen - or even HEARD OF - 'Return To Oz'.
I'm still crossing my fingers that one day I'll get my dream team: Sandra Bullock, Kevin Spacey, and Miley Cyrus. Musical arrangements and choreography by Adam Shankman, all dialogue by Bruce Vilanch.
I Googled "body like Arnold with a Denzel face" the other day and found that the internet had beaten me to it, and it was AMAZING
I lasted exactly 12 seconds before I started to make subhuman noises.
This is "not safe for work"