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In an ideal world, every day would be a Sunday afternoon and I'd be listening to live music in the pub. However, in an ideal world, I'd still have hair and women would be attracted to beer bellies. My favourite dinosaur is the Triceratops. Rarr. Or moo. We just don't know!

CaptainAwesome is ice cool
Gender M
Hometown Sydney
Country Australia

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"My real name is Phartiphukborlz. For serious."

Fri 25 Jul 11:48AM - Bloody Gnarls Barkley clip

"That's totally awesome! You do have to wonder what kind of through process led to that video though..."

Fri 25 Jul 11:44AM - Who is the sexiest of them all

"Comparisons with Aniston aside, I would go so far as to say that I would allow Angelina to eat crackers in bed - and I wouldn't even complain about it. Apologies if my language offends anyone."

Fri 25 Jul 09:54AM - Oh my goodness Gisele Bundchen

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Thu 24 Jul 03:46PM - Gaming confessions

"I fully intend to take a week off work when Starcraft 2 comes out. I could have cried when I played Quake 3 multiplayer, it was so bad in comparison to the first 2. I will never be as good at anything as I was at Total Annihilation."

Thu 24 Jul 03:15PM - Golden Girls death reduces YouTube eulogist to tears

"Oh god. This is why the media has always been controlled and filtered by a chosen few: to prevent these people from access to the masses. The internet is the end of culture."

Thu 24 Jul 02:36PM - Vicky Cristina Barcelona trailer

"Scarlett Johanson. Penelope Cruz. Lesbian Scene. That's all this trailer needed to be."

Thu 24 Jul 10:26AM - Mr T pities the fool

"I pity chocolate snacks that lack peanuts. Also, his mohawk is looking a wee bit threadbare."

Wed 23 Jul 04:08PM - Cheekbone du jour 3

"Was this whilst calling your wife a particularly unpleasant name beginning with C?"


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Fuck World Youth Day

Posted by CaptainAwesome ON Jul 2, 11:07

You may be aware of the batshit-insane laws that were recently passed to ensure that the pilgrims who are coming to Sydney (on a $130,000,000 holiday that you are paying for) have a good time. In short, if you "annoy" any of the precious snowflakes by, say, handing out condoms or wearing T-shirts that they might object to, you get a $5,500 fine. Straight up.

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