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I loved re-watching Rosemary's Baby recently but hated watching the making of doco. Mia was SUCH a fucking flake, I wanted to punch her. I guess you want to punch most people at 21, but really. It jus...

By Cal on 12 Aug, 06:10PM  -  We need to talk about Mia Farrow

My favourite was the month of living GOOPishly. Who could stand a year? It's a wonder she doesn't combust.

By Cal on 12 Aug, 06:04PM  -  How YOU can get a book deal

Oh my god it's like when the midget walks backwards and they play it forwards in Twin Peak = FUCKED UP!

By Cal on 3 Jun, 09:28PM  -  Sex, guns and videotape

I wish Gwenyth Paltrow would stick her head in the oven.

By Cal on 3 Jun, 09:21PM  -  Writers are exceptionally attractive

Oh dear, it's Mother Boy. You can see the resentment building in his eyes.

By Cal on 8 May, 07:58PM  -  Angelina vs Winona

Dear God! I thought Jack White was one of her grandchildren. Or maybe he is....!

By Cal on 8 Mar, 10:32AM  -  Five reasons you should watch 'Coal Mine...

I wish just one of my classmates were half as intersting. That's 1.25% as interesting as this article.

By Cal on 2 Mar, 05:21PM  -  Uni-que celebrities

It's also a great diet tip. Someone told me yesterday "If you are hungry, read a book!" So, so many implications of that sent my self esteem into a death spiral.

By Cal on 24 Feb, 02:44PM  -  Songwriting made easy

Wake in fright. Also people will you The Road. "It's so brutal", "The people in the cellar", "Wah, wah, wah". I say to them "NOT BRUTAL ENOUGH!"

By Cal on 17 Feb, 04:37PM  -  I love you but I never want to see you a...

Good God, you have made me SO paranoid.

By Cal on 10 Feb, 05:20PM  -  Celebrating celebrity bunions