Would you like MOAR SKYRIM?
Yes, it's time for part two of my idiotic Skyrim blog which I actually get paid for. It's ok, though. I live in a ditch. I need this money for my ditch upkeep. DUTCHKEEP. First, let's have a look at just how viral this whole 'arrow in the knee' thing has gone.
Well. A tattoo. Actually, I really dig that, although to be fair, you'd need pretty awesome legs to pull it off. Heh. I said 'pull it off'. Let's see what else got an arrow in the knee this week.
Niiiiiice. Alright, anything else, SKYRIM?
Rameses B - Skyrim In The Knee (FREE) by Rameses B
…Rightio. Dubstep Arrow In The Knee. Gonna stop there. But it's not all arrows in knees! This week also showed us the work of a semi professional, and crazy talented, screenshot guy. Everyone takes screenshots. Here's one of my mage, Bridge! God, he rocks.
That's him on his horse: HORSE. But
the genius behind Dead End Thrills has created works like this:
And this:
Oh, and this.
Last one, I swear.
Sweet JESUS, this game is beautiful. Well, most of the time. Unless you do stupid shit like dump a dragon and thousands of cheese wheels in a confined space and record it.
Odds are, if you can think it, it's being done in this game. Take, for example, level 35 player Ian Jones,
who was recently interviewed by Kotaku about his playstyle: he doesn't kill. He just makes others do the killing for him; he'll heal villagers, buff them, and incite them into a frenzy to kill dragons for him. The entire interview, which is actually really interesting, is available to read right
here.
Oh, and speaking of creepy, a dude named Mark Serrels has created the trademarked Dragonborn helmet OUT OF BACON. Observe:
And the end result:
Holy hell, that is next level creepy. So let's finish up on something that doesn't make me feel physically ill:
Skyrim just won Game of the Year at the Spike video game awards. It beat out Portal 2, Arkham City and a slew of other contenders. Just sayin'.
SEE YOU NEXT WEEK, MORTALS.