So, it's 2011 and if you are like me, then no doubt you will have a severe case of porridge brain still from New Years Eve. Yes, that's right friends, I had one too many Midori Illusions and it clashed hard with the prescription medicine I am currently on for my infected sinuses.

Taking this into account, I've made a porridge brain special to help ease you into the new year, cos let's be honest - no-one wants to read about hardcore nano-techno1ogy when you're struggling to remember what those floppy things are that are connected to those long things that hang off your main thing. Oh that's right, they're called "hands". ON WITH THE PORRIDGE BRAIN!

So once upon a time, I made a huge discovery that my favourite song ever, Cars by Gary Numan, was pretty much exactly the same as the shutdown music from Windows XP.

"WHAAAAAA???", I hear you cry. 'Tis true, here's proof:

Gary Numan - Cars


Bill Gates - Windows XP Shutdown Theme


Taking this awesome act of God into account, I decided to make a cover version of Cars, using nuttin' but the XP shutdown song and a few other little delights (including some pretty snazzy whistling by yours truly). It's probably the best song I've ever heard, and I've heard stacks of songs.

So without any further ado, here is my present to you, from me, via Bill Gates and filtered through the sweet nectar that exudes from the lungs of everyone's best friend, Gary Numan:



 Mr Techno1ogy - Car Windows
DO THE DOWNLOAD BY RIGHT CLICKING IF YOU ARE ON A PC & CLICKING 'SAVE LINK AS', OR WHATEVER IT IS YOU MAC PEOPLE HAVE TO DO

So there you go. I hope your ears are smiling.

Love & kisses,
Mr T



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OTHER LECTURES FROM MR TECHNO1OGY:
I Got 99 Problems But A Couch Ain't One
Don't Sweat The TechKNOWLEDGEy
Hollywood has a lot to answer for
He Hardly Works Hard For The Money
The Wonderful World of SPORT!
Gadgetz Paradise
Gravity - Arch Nemesis of Nerd
On Golden Pong
This Tech is on Fire
The Geeks Shall Inherit the Earth
The Way To A Nerds Heart
I Can See Clearly Now
At The Movies
WikiGeeks - A Magical Trip With Julian
It's Hippie To Be Square
I want to ride my bicycle