When news attacks and goes horribly wrong - 10 Things
A combination of computer and alarm-related reasons conspired against you this morning, newsthusiasts, so this is a bit on the fly. But…
Trams are coming back to Sydney!
Google think tax is for jerks!
Paul McCartney is fronting Nirvana in New York?
Who the hell smuggles cocaine in breast implants?
Nick Cannon masturbates to the music of his wife, Mariah Carey!
Assad launches missiles at rebels because, y'know, he's Assad!
Cat Power has done an impressively hilarious Funny or Die sketch!
The Pope, he loves to Tweet!
Arrested Development! You're getting more of it!