The bacon coffin is a real thing that actually exists

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It's rare indeed that we'll post an unedited press release in full, with little commentary here at TheVine, but this stunt really is stupid enough to speak for itself:

J&D’s Foods proudly presents the Bacon Coffin™

For those who love bacon to death...

About the Bacon Coffin

Don’t be fooled by low-end, low quality burial caskets.  Proudly Made in the USA, J&D’s Bacon Coffins are top of the line and come equipped standard with all the features the discerning bacon enthusiast would want…in the afterlife.

 J&D’s Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.

 Classy.  Bacon.  Coffin.

Material:              18 gauge steel

Finish:                   Painted Bacon and Pork shading

Design:                                 Square Corner, Gasketed Casket

Interior:               Ivory crepe

Dimensions:       28” (W) x84” (L) x 24” (H)

Weight:                220 lbs.

Here at J&D’s Foods we’re putting the “fun” back in funerals. 

The J&D’s Bacon Coffin is available starting today for $2,999.95 + S&H at www.baconcoffins.com

   

About J&D’s Foods

Headquartered in Seattle, Washington, J&D’s Foods manufactures Bacon Salt®, Bacon Rub, Baconnaise®, BaconPOP®, Bacon Ranch™, Bacon Gravy™, Bacon Croutons™, baconlube™, Bacon Lip Balm™, Bacon Soda™, Malt Salt™ and Ketchup Salt™. 

For more company and product information, visit J&D’s Foods at: www.JDFoods.net or www.facebook.com/jdsfoods

Thanks to GFK for the tip.