The bacon coffin is a real thing that actually exists
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J&D’s Foods proudly presents the Bacon Coffin™
For those who love bacon to death...
About the Bacon Coffin
Don’t be fooled by low-end, low quality burial caskets. Proudly Made in the USA, J&D’s Bacon Coffins are top of the line and come equipped standard with all the features the discerning bacon enthusiast would want…in the afterlife.
J&D’s Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.
Classy. Bacon. Coffin.
Material: 18 gauge steel
Finish: Painted Bacon and Pork shading
Design: Square Corner, Gasketed Casket
Interior: Ivory crepe
Dimensions: 28” (W) x84” (L) x 24” (H)
Weight: 220 lbs.
Here at J&D’s Foods we’re putting the “fun” back in funerals.
The J&D’s Bacon Coffin is available starting today for $2,999.95 + S&H at www.baconcoffins.com
About J&D’s Foods
Headquartered in Seattle, Washington, J&D’s Foods manufactures Bacon Salt®, Bacon Rub, Baconnaise®, BaconPOP®, Bacon Ranch™, Bacon Gravy™, Bacon Croutons™, baconlube™, Bacon Lip Balm™, Bacon Soda™, Malt Salt™ and Ketchup Salt™.