Bag pirates having been taking creative license with Fendi bags for years. Now it's your turn.

Neiman Marcus, the US department store, is pedalling a plain white Fendi clutch with ten Pantone markers. The idea is you take to the US$1,300 bag with nothing but your artistic flair and  expert use of textas.

Question is, does anyone trust themselves enough to create a stylish bag using just a packet of textas? Would it just end up looking like some three year old went mental in your accessories cupboard?

If you have some artistic merit this could work, especially if your name is Archibald prize winner Del Kathryn Barton or similar. But if you're even vaguely aesthetically challenged, then this is a rather expensive colouring-in experiment.

But go on, we dare you. Buy a Fendi bag, colour it in and post us your results.