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Owww my eyes 13

Posted in Fashion by MelanieHick on Aug 08, 05:00AM

Eva Green. Gosh darn it you're amazingly beautiful. But what's going on with this mesh concoction?

This is a classic, saucy suburban move - you've got the minxy mesh combined with strategic opaque panels to cover the lady lumps. It's tres "night out at a Leagues club" circa 1984. An interesting choice for the Young Directors' Project in Salzburg.

What goes on at the arm there? I guess the gathering kind of works, it's pretty much the one area a woman doesn't mind looking slightly bigger.

Despite this being a look shared by suburban ladies out on the pull, Eva Green, you prove yet again that you are in an elite club of women who can wear absolutely anything and still look amazing. WWCWAAASLA for short.

So while this is pretty trashtastic, and on anyone else it would be vile, you're still stunning. Incredible. You're untouchable.