Learn some fashion pizzazz

Posted in Fashion by MelanieHick on Jan 06, 11:00AM

Don't know your side ponytail from your crimp? Got issues with combining shantung and raw silk (that's a tricky one)? Ne'ermind, Natalie Hammer and Nina Hammer-Ortez will solve your style issues and add some pizzazz to your look. (They can't help you if you're ugly). Bob Fossil's sisters? Very possibly.

First, watch this:

After you have learnt pizzazz, you will never regret learning their clever exercise regime from this helpful guide. You will absorb exactly what to wear to the gymnasium (ie. not a plastic garbage bag to make you sweat more, but a clever g-string leotard and high-sheen legging combo).

Make-up is just as central to your overall look. You can easily improve your complexion with a Nina Hammer-Ortez's private formula of Neosporin, Seabreeze, Malibu rum and Agent Orange. Also, you may not know what prostitute means in French, now you will. That's a benefit.

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AnnieFox ON 06 Jan 2009 11:22:16AM BTW: 'The Rich Cry Too' is my favourite fictional soapie.

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arielamazing ON 06 Jan 2009 11:23:40AM When you exercise, your body releases tiny animals called m-dolphins, which stands for 'muscle dolphins'. They swim in your blood stream and urine in order to create smiles.