Don't know your side ponytail from your crimp? Got issues with combining shantung and raw silk (that's a tricky one)? Ne'ermind, Natalie Hammer and Nina Hammer-Ortez will solve your style issues and add some pizzazz to your look. (They can't help you if you're ugly). Bob Fossil's sisters? Very possibly.

First, watch this:




After you have learnt pizzazz, you will never regret learning their clever exercise regime from this helpful guide. You will absorb exactly what to wear to the gymnasium (ie. not a plastic garbage bag to make you sweat more, but a clever g-string leotard and high-sheen legging combo).


 


Make-up is just as central to your overall look. You can easily improve your complexion with a Nina Hammer-Ortez's private formula of Neosporin, Seabreeze, Malibu rum and Agent Orange. Also, you may not know what prostitute means in French, now you will. That's a benefit.