Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming to crafter's anonymous. I've seen some of you here before, and we of course welcome all our new visitors.
Today I wanted to draw your attention to a website which should help you all in your battle to stop unnecessary crafting. It's called
Regretsy. I think we all know what that clever pun means. There is no-one here who hasn't posted a terrible piece of craft on
Etsy, tried to swindle helpless consumers out of their dollars for our un-hemmed wares.
In our mutual efforts to redirect our frustrated hands away from superfluous doilies and crocheted ponchos, we have some prime examples of exactly what the world does not need.
I give you velvet flared leopard print yoga pants, pre-ripped tights with Swarovski crystals, re-stitched jeans with poetic markings and tracksuit pants with flared curtain details.
Take a close look. You may at first oooh and ahhh and some of these pieces. RESIST THAT URGE! The lesson we must all take away today is that the world needs no more craft-based pain.
If anyone needs further support, please see Di, I mean, Brown Owl, on the way out.