Does Maison Martin Margiela hate women and wish they would just shut up? The masked, faceless, tightly bound models he sent down the runway for Paris pret-a-porter week would suggest it does.

This is pret week, so we're meant to be able to buy these designs and wear them now now now. Well, next summer anyway. Perhaps you would buy these if you kind wished you didn't talk so much. Maybe you have a painful case of constant foot in mouth? Or you may just be hideously ugly. In which case, buy away.

I generally like Maison Martin Margiela. After this agro experimental lot though, I think he should go hug his mum.