What's your next holiday going to be? A cruise? Probably not. Mine neither. If it were, however, you'de be well-advised to be wearing the cruise collection from Alexander McQueen. Just look at these astounding leggings. I don't mean for everything I write to be quite so ebullient, but they unpick all my previously held notions of leggings. It is almost as though they are crocheted directly onto the leg. Expect Miss Dita von Teese to sport them, or this yellow frock, asap.
Quite the opposite, is the Marni cruise collection. It's perfectly designed for when you're on shore in some tropical hotspot doing a smattering of village strolling, waterfall visiting and bead buying. Quite a difficult scenario to dress for. You'll coordinate terribly well with your pals in their Miu Miu, Prada and Louis Vuitton, which is convenient.
Your little sluttier Chanel-fan sister would love the new D&G. Lace, boucle, fake pearls. It's so Coco, with an "I'm going to pash you at night on the deck" twist.
Let us cruise.