Today's episode of oww my eyes is possibly more of a wash my eyes out with hydrochloric acid. Proudly brought to you by Frables of Clayton, it is not for the prudish, the lunching or the humorless.

Warning! If you commit to clicking through all the images above, be warned, you are about to see home-made strip clothes at their most appalling and yet hilarious extreme.

Frables specialise in slash-fronted playsuits, slash-sided trousers, and slash front and rear long dresses. Colours vary from acid kermit green to fluoro pink - leopard prints and Gold Coast floral mash-ups are a feature.

The descriptions are as LOLable as the clothes. A triangular black halter top is described as "Very Sexy Vee front Lycra flap top". Sexy, you say? A miniature pink G-string has added benefits:  "... and it even has clips to give that sexy feeling. Clips, putting buns in the oven since, erm, when exactly?

If these clothes are too much for you, then you definitely do not want to view the rather NSFW G-string range from the same crew. Picture the little SFW black one in the gallery which reads "Lucky You", then take your imagination to the very depths of possible phrases that could be emboidered on a G-string. You need a mind shower now, don't you?