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The worst Christmas jumpers on Etsy

The worst Christmas jumpers on Etsy
There is only one thing that can pull off bright pink and bright yellow at the same time, and it's a
Your pet dog thinks this looks gaudy, and he's colour blind
You know what I think when I think rain deer? Peas. Rain deer eat peas right?
Because nothing says sexy like eating too much, your drunken grandmother, and being covered in green
Yep, they should change it to XXXmas. Sizzling!
More like 'Ho Ho On No' amiright??
Those print-out, iron on transfers just get better with every wash
It actually looks like her baby is being stolen by a man in a robe and two angry body guards. Perfec
I swear I can see crusted stuffing on this...
This sweater is the ugliest of all, because with its hipster shade of green and .gif Santas, you can
I'm pretty sure if your dove's tail bends at this angle it needs a vet.
Augh!
AAAAAUGH
You know what goes with red and green? Bright, cobalt blue. That's why traffic lights are red, green

by AlyxGorman on Dec 25 2010, 06:00AM

Oh the Christmas jumper, that chic-eating tradition that turns white Christmas dreams into nightmare. Here are Etsy's worst to make you glad it's hot today.

Tree Of Life Pullover Sweater

A self confessed 'ugly' xmas sweater

Tutu Christmas Jumper

Dog print Christmas sweater

Green grass of home halter

Pink and yellow angel sweater

Santa Gif Sweater

Creepy Santa sweater via Regretsy

Decorative sweater

Sequinned Christmas Cardigan

Baby Christmas Jumper

Christmas sweater for dogs

Men's handknitted wool sweater 

And a very special shout out to the Etsy retailer who specialises in only ugly Christmas couture. 




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