OK people. Time to get serious and talk about the cold hard truths of the world. Have you ever noticed how Chloe Sevigny looks like a man and talks in pretentious haikus? There's no denying she's a wonderful actress but her smug pout and ironic outfits can't helped but be mocked. Many have tried to imitate the enigma that is Chloe, but few have succeeded... until now. Cue comedian Drew Droege and his spot on impersonation of Chloe Sevigny. 



Isn't she glorious? The thin lips, the paparazzi poses, the ironic pronunciations. I like her better than the actual Chloe. And it doesn't just stop at loving toast and talking about Proenza Schouler with Charlotte Rampling. Drew Droegen as Chloe Sevigny loves a lot of things: 





Who knew Chloe could love so many things? Drew's parody is not only spot on about Chloe, often deemed a 'style icon,' but is a wonderful tongue-in-cheek look at indie American socialites in general. I can certainly think of a few more one-dimensional women who could also be adapted into these viral videos. I'm looking at your stone cold face Leigh Lezark.    

As these videos continue their quality improves. More recently Chloe talked about her love of Freedom while taking part in a photoshoot. The images are in the gallery above and look scarily similar to the real Chloe Sevigny. 



In celebration of the shoot, I managed to track down the faux Chloe to discuss her love of fashion:

Good Evening Chloe, it has recently come to my attention that you love fashion. Tell me Chloe, when did you realise that you loved fashion? 
Good evening, Lauren.  I realized I loved fashion over 30 fortnights prior.  But it recently came to your attention that I love fashion only recently.  However, it's recently come to my attention that you realized that I loved fashion.  Time is a bandit.

How would you describe your own style?
 Shockingly correct and unapologetic in candor.  

Name some of your favourite designers and favourite collections?
 I love the painful whimsy of Dries van Notten and the midwinter collections of both Viktor and Rolf and my tennis captain Summer.

Who inspires you when it comes to fashion?
 Anyone who's trod the shores of Manila.  

You are known for you fashion lines for Opening Ceremony, who else would you like to design for?
I'd love to design clothing for forgotten rooms.  These rooms seem so empty to me - why not give them clothing?  I'd also like to completely redecorate Paz de la Huerta.

Tell me about the latest fashion items in your wardrobe?
 I just acquired a pudding cummerbund by The Wall Group -it's delightfully irreverent.  I'm exploring tumb tack accessories - speak to me in late September for an update!

On to beauty, some people would say that you look a bit like a man, how do you respond to this?
 What bits of which man?

Do you have any beauty secrets you would like to share?
Manifest.  Revoke creme foundations.  Awaken.  Drink Coke Zero.

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