Vealthy vomen alvays look vonderrrrful, darlink. Uh huh! Haute Couture will do that. With all the handcrafted fabrics, and fittings; whalebone, and thimble-wielding ateliers willing to customize walking wall hangings, it really is little wonder.
Can’t afford couture? No matter. Make your face up like the ladies that lunch instead. Get out the feathers, fake lashes, coloured cardboard, cello tape and UHU, and craft for yourself a one-off, worn-once look straight from the catwalk. Stuck for ideas? See Jean Paul Gaultier and John Galliano's new seasons collections for inspiration.