Welcome to a new semi-regular feature at TheVine, in which I fawn over the wardrobes of the rich and beautiful while trying not to get drool all over my keyboard. First up is the lovely Diane Kruger – actress, muse (to Karl Lagerfeld AND Jason Wu), mega babe, and lucky bitch.

Although brilliant in Inglourious Basterds, and critically acclaimed for her performances in several other films, Fraulein Kruger (she’s German, see what I did?) is still known more for her red carpet appearances (and her insanely hot pins) than her acting skills. The former model mixes classic French style with brutally modern pieces and a pinch of German sensibility, and almost always looks flawless. Sure, she’s had the odd “WTF” fashion moment, but she gets extra credit for the fact she styles herself.

Let’s have a look at some of the many outfits la Kruger has worn that I would give my right breast to own, and my left breast to fit into…



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But most importantly, Diane Kruger is the sole owner of the fifth most covetable man-bag on the planet (behind Ryan Gosling and all the Baldwins):

“Oh hi, I’m Pacey Witter. I used to date lil’ Joey Potter but then she went off and married that dude from Cocktail so I found me a new love muffin. Ain’t she purdy?”

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