Me: We're going out! Pick you up at 8. We'll have dumplings first. Little pockets of delight.
You: For sure. What are you wearing?
Me: Tiger mask. Sabre tooth tiger mask.
You: It's not halloween you nutter.
Me: Tigers are so hot right now! Didn't you know animal print is HUGE for spring/summer?
You: Animal print! Not animal face made of paper.
Me: I'm wearing it.
You: Will you at least take it off to drive?
Me: For you, yes, but when we get there, you'll see; my style, he's WILD!
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