Miley Cyrus, otherwise known as Hannah Montanah has done grown up and got herself a stripper kit. Performing at the Much Music Video awards in Toronto, our 17 year-old baby girl was poking out all over the place in a cutaway black one-piece. You can buy similar from
Upscalestripper.com. That's not a lie. Also, don't ask how I know that.
What happened to our little precious and how did she go from adorable to slutski in one fell swoop? Fame. I blame fame. That doggone fame has got in her head and her wardrobe. I bet she's chucked out her little floral dresses, docs and Blossom-style straw hats with a wee flow on the brim. At Much Music she had traded her half of the BFF forevs heart, and replaced it with some big chunky gold Chola earrings. And she has a bandana on her head like a ruffian/Vanilla Ice.
I s'pose she's in a gang now. Those Alexander Wang ankle boots were probably stolen in a stick up. The boys dancing with her a very gangy. What does that bandana in the back right pocket even mean? George Michael said something about pockets and Hampstead Heath. Surely she's not in some midnight romping gang? It doesn't bare thinking about.
Miley put your clothes back on and come have a glass of milk at ours. We can watch Blossom together.
