Christina Aguilera must be feeling a bit left out of the blonde superstar game since Gaga landed on the scene. The pop belter turned up at the Letterman show in Gaga's signature look - the pantless outfit.
It's true that she looks pretty perky down there for a lady who's had a baby, but man, not only is the whole "woops where's me pants?" thing so overdone, it's harmful to the trouser industry.
Aguilera provides more terror for your eyeballs with hefty clumps of mascara and a mis-matched rockabilly victory-ish roll combo. Every 14 year-old worth their Maybelline knows you wiggle from the base to avoid the clumps and don't over-coat lest you end up with spider legs where your lashes once were. Aguilera has missed that memo.
She also missed the memo that Courtney Love is not one to emulate. Her appearance on another TV show the previous day wearing a tiara, messed up hair and huge red lips says that Hole-era Love has become a style icon for her. Ags, not even Love looks like Love anymore. Chuck the tiara and the crack whore hair as soon as you can.
Also, buy some pants. We know you can afford them.
