In the interests of lulling you into a sense of egalité, franternité and under the guise of Vine-style pseudo-democracy, would you like to see a column on what to wear/what not to wear to the clubs?
We could help save people from looking like Jordan here, who seems to be coping with the ugly throes of divorce from our Pete with the aid of a gold one-piece thingy. Or, we could actually trick people like Katie Price into thinking this is kind of thing is a great idea. That way we will be endlessly entertained.
Imagine the opportunities - what to wear to a trance party in Goa, what to wear when out with Jade Jagger on Ibiza, or with Rafa on Majorca. Subjects such as what to wear to an acoustic wartime dubcore skweestep evening would draw on our deepest levels of club knowledge.
Whatever you reckon, poor ol' Katie Price hasn't looked better and although I'd never recommend this get up to ANYONE else anywhere else, this is perfect for her. Accessorising with two hard-bodied Spaniards is a nice touch.