See, this is why I like the Brits. They don’t hold back when it comes to style. If you’re going to get a tan, you either make it orange or don’t bother at all. And if you’re going to wear a hat you wear some eff off creation in the shape of a tea pot, or made of lego or something that took twenty seven endangered species of birds to make. You think the measly little fascinators we get away with in Australia are any match for these epic head coverings? I don’t fink so.
The Brits don’t play it safe. Joan Collins wore puffed sleeves so large that she could have fooled me for a grid iron player. The oversized cheese platter hat, complete with token mouse was a strange yet humorous standout. Katie Price/Jordan wannabes were out in force in pastel pinks and push up bras (yay!) Even Queeny got her head-to-toe lavender on. Colour statement much?