Kanye West goes on Courtney Love-esque Twitter rant about his clothing line

Sometimes, Twitter, with its direct access to celebrity insights, presents us with beautiful gifts. Take, for example, the giant, incoherent, rant that has seen Kanye West's face etched permanently into the phrasebook next to the term: Delusions of Grandeur. 

We were there watching live for most of it, and our comments were written in real time, so now for those that can't be bothered reading backwards, here is the whole thing in chronological order:

I appreciate everyone's support for my clothing line but I wanted to clarify a few things...

The name of the line is Kanye West not DW... The Dw was a design element placed on the invite in homage to my mom : )

I really appreciate the fake DW twitter page but since it's not official I can't co sign any information on it.

More clarity... I have no agency representing me currently... William Morris was fired after Cara lewis quit. I love Cara Lewis : )

I love being back at my fashion office learning and creating. It's so challenging and fun and I'm surrounded by amazing people.

They so you only live once but every time I come to work I feel like I'm starting a second life.

You guys might think I have some type of backing for my line but I don't.

I did the first fashion show out of my own pocket and used the money I made touring to follow my passion.

I've been working at this for 8 years now ...from the first offers to do urban clothing lines that I turned down...

To begging Bape to do my line and never making any real headway...

To having an office in LA that was shut down after the "MTV" moment along with my tour with GAGA

I moved to Japan for one month after that and designed every night in my room... I had this opportunity to intern at Fendi and was also..

...offered a position to at Versace wich I could not take due to my contract with LV which was for 2 years...

I moved to Rome after I left Japan and worked at Fendi for 4 months under cover ... I was there to give ideas for the men's collection

I snuck to Giuseppe Zanotti Factory still under contract and learned to design woman's shoes for 2 years before my first show in Paris

After doing the first LV collection I was sure I would get a second shot to create but was never given the opportunity

I designed a sneaker called the YEEZY with Nike. I'm "allowed" to design 1 pair of sneakers every 2 years. I have more ideas...

Early 2011 ... I moved to Paris and opened a small design studio... the language barrier was quite difficult...

I still don't have a Paris VAT number to this day... I don't know what a VAT but every time I asked why we didn't have fabrics they said...
... it was because of the VAT.

In Paris I met many great people in design including the master Azzedine Alaia... Azzedine even came by my studio one day : )))

This was the greatest feeling to stand in his presence in my embarrassingly small Paris studio in a courtyard opposite Collate

I remember being 5 years old picking and my mother taking me with her shopping at the discount fur spots

She said I would always point to the most expensive furs even as a child LOL

It's something about making clothing that always brings me back to that point. For the first 16 or 17 years of my life the only thing...

I knew about my woman's clothing was what my Mom would wear. I guess some critics would joke that I still don't know anything LOL

My Mom would wear blue jeans with a fur and an embellished "Cosby Show" sweater : ) to pick me up from school

... the teachers said I couldn't focus... I used to get kicked out of class for bringing dirty mags and drawing Nikeys in 4th grade

Being a celebrity has afforded me many opportunities but has also boxed me in creatively.

I was just discussing becoming the creative director for the Jetson movie and someone on the call yelled out.. you should do a Jetsons tour!

This just happened a few hours ago. I was very insulted of course becuase for anyone that's seen the Watch the Throne Tour...

Or Coachella or Glow in the Dark or Runaway.. you know I have real ideas...

I appreciate having the most nominations at the Grammies but I feel so conflicted by the fact that award shows sometimes are completely...

...illogical

Good logic tells me smile Kanye... the world likes you agin... red or blue pill? ... aaaaand Swallow lol

Good logic tells me smile Kanye... the world likes you again... red or blue pill? ... aaaaand Swallow lol
....hmmmmm what to wear... here I go again... Yeezy the trend setter or complete fucking fashion victim ... the verdict is still out

I wouldn't have the prestige I have if it wasn't partially for the Grammies validation and I honor that

This is just a train of thought .. but figure it's better to read than trained thoughts

What good is fame and prestige if you can't use it to help people... I want to help by doing what I know how to do best .. create

I have started a new company and I'm so excited about the name.... it's got the best name ever of all companies of all time!!!....

The name of the company is DONDA

DONDA is a design company which will galvanize amazing thinkers and put them in a creative space to bounce there dreams and ideas...
So far this sounds great, but there's a certain saying about too many cooks...

I used to blog all the time an fit was a way to get my opinion out...

Dr Dre redesigned headphones and made more impact off of one product.
Really? A single-focus product with mass distribution has more impact than a lot of blog entries?

I am assembling a team of architects, graphic designers, directors musicians, producers, AnRs, writers, publicist, social media experts...
Pick me, pick me! Seriously, would a Kanye West-conceived utopian space dome not be the coolest commune ever?

app guys, managers, car designers, clothing designers, DJs, video game designers, publishers, tech guys, lawyers, bankers, nutritionist ...

 doctors, scientist,teachers...
Yep, this is happening people. Kanye West is assembling a post-apocalyptic creative bunker in preparation for the 2012 apocalypse.

DONDA will be comprised of over 22 divisions with a goal to make products and experiences that people want and can afford...

I want to put creatives in a room together with like minds that are all waaaay doper than me
Boo! Visions of a 21st Century wiener werkstatte are nowhere near as fun as an apocalypse cult.

We want to help simplify and aesthetically improve everything we see hear, touch, taste and feel.
Okay, so now I'm imagining what a Kanye West x Heston Blumenthal collab would be like. Is the DONDA dome big enough for both those egos?

...To dream of, create, advertise and produce products driven equally by emotional want and utilitarian need.. To marry our wants and needs.

DONDA
I'm imagining a whispered dozen of DONDAs slowly crescendoing into a loud, yet alluringly melodic bellow

This will all take time but I wanted everyones to know what I really care about... I care about people. I care about my fans..

I care about people who have never heard of me... There are over 7 billion people on the planet now...
And when my plan is complete, all will know the name... DONDA 

It's something about coming from music that makes me so optimistic... Music travels and is not limited to only the wealthy.

Sometimes my grammar is wrong but my thinking is right : )
Awwww!

My mom was an English teacher so I know she sends an SMDH from heaven : )

5:18 am in London... My dreams keep me woke
Really Kanye, it's 'dreams' that are keeping you woke?

The Watch the Throne tour was a small example of what a Donda Experience can be...
"The DONDA Experience" sounds like a findhisporn.com search term.

I'm currently working on a new 7 screen experience http://twitter.com/#!/kanyewest/status/154794744160071680/photo/1
Welcome to the DONDAdome

This one of our projects to be released this year called 2016 OLYMPIC's ... It's a semi sic-fi since 2016 is only 4 years away : )
Wait, what?

We would also like' to design the MTV awards
The whole ceremony, or just the statue? Because if it's the whole shebang I'd like more Eminem buttface incidences and to see you *actually* push Taylor Swift off the stage next time. 

We're taking everything 10 steps at a time LOL!

I wanted to put this in the world in hopes that the people who can actually make a difference will stand up and reach out
Well so far you've got all of Twitter onboard. 

We need as many amazing powerful smart talented wealthy people to be involved... Come get on board... don't just sit there... reach out
That's what it says on my RSVP profile too, but it never seems to work out my way.

We can collectively effect the world trough design. We need to pick up where steve jobs left off
OMG! Just when I thought this was losing momentum.

When I said wealthy I wanted to point out there are so many billionaires in the world that can come together and help to redesign it
Hate to break it to ya Yeezy, but the reason the world is so problematic is BECAUSE it's been designed by billionaires. 

Help education. School systems were designed to turn people into factory workers.

Schools should be designed to prep human beings for real life.
Because the manufacturing is no longer the largest employment sector globally, and working at a factory isn't 'real life' for most people?

Spike Jonze and I want to do a Summer school that tries new forms of cuuriculim
Would attend.

Math classes should teach addition, subtraction, multiplication, division, accounting and money management aaaaaand cut!!! ....

UNLESS YOU'RE A MATH MAJOR!!!! Kids you should be able to take majors starting in grammar school like how it is at performing art schools
Because the trick to being a well-rounded, fully realised human being is narrowing your interests from an early age?

Instead of kicking kids out of schools for using there iPhones... why not promote it? Allow kids to use search engines to do test...

... like the real WORLD!!! Give kids the amount of test they would have in a year in ones day but they have to get everything perfect...

please excuse my grammar ... I know it's extremely ironic
I'm calling it now DONDA schools are the new Steiner schools #2012predictions

Some kids have better memories than others... what about emotional IQs... what about kids who do bad in school because of how bad there..
I feel like his heart is in the right places, get it? Because he's all over the place?!

...surroundings are? I meant to say their...

excuse me... I just get excited at the possibilities... the more excited I get... the more grammatical errors you'll see...
I can't help but feel 'excited' and 'dreams' are euphemisms for the same thing?

We need to take what Michael Jackson felt and Mcqueen and Steve Jobs and we need make things better...
We need to take children?  Woops. Can't help but feel like those three were on very different paths, although I guess they all created beauty? 

When me and Jay toured... ever night I peered into the audience astonished by the different walks of life that came to support us.

The adrenaline is running... I don't know if I can even get to sleep now... From Wall street to the London riots to Chicago murders...

I sit everyday and ask what can I do to make a difference...
Right now, I think going to sleep might make a difference? Maybe?

I know this is not a very rapper thing to say but I haven't bought a new car or piece of jewelry in about 2 years...
#whitegirlproblems

I invest every dime back into creativity... hiring amazing creatives paying for flights, offices ... etc...

My area of expertise is in music, my passion is in music design film and products... my strength is connectivity...

There are so many broken systems from the economy to school systems jail systems... we need experts for this...
"We need experts for this" is officially my new mantra.

We need scientist and top world designers to directly affect governments.
Those damn top worlders... coming down here and thinking they can make a difference in the life of everyday molepeople like seeing the sunshine is so important to clearheadedness. 

If anyone would like to reach out email us at contactDONDA@gmail.com
Does the last 2 hours of my life preclude me from emailing? Also did anyone else notice that during the heat of his rant Kanye added @sirmattgeorge to his follow list. Mystery?

I just wanted to share what's been on my mind...
Mission accomplished. 

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange these apples then you and I will still each have one apple. ....

...But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange these ideas, then each of us will have two ideas." - George Bernard Shaw

... And that's all there is folks, for the full, backwards effect go right to the source.  Alternatively, you could follow me instead, although I can't afford gear anywhere near as high quality as Mr West. Plus, for a different opinion, here are our favourite other Twitter reactions to the meltdown.