Me: Hey, we're going to Gay Bash later, coming?
You: Uh, dunno, it's kinda cold.
Me: I've got a matching striped bodysuit for you. We'll go as twins!
You: It's still cold!
Me: And Handcuffs. I've got handcuffs!
You: I could wear my cape over the top I suppose.
Me: Handcuffs. Did I mention them? Think of them as wrist warmers.
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