In that faraway land called Foreignia this week, celebs and lesser knowns were yet again spotted wearing clothes.
Trends on the go that you can take onboard right now include:
Assymetric shoulders
African prints
Legs out, super short skirts
Solid block colours
Iman worked old-style eighties glamour in Louis Vuitton, super short skirts were on the loose, Princess Ri-Ri struck several poses and Scar Jo kindly frocked up for a Mango clothing launch in Spain.
Peep toes were all around, and while it's a pretty cute shoe style, it's not a universal wardrobe fix it. So Erin Lucas in your cute purple dress, more imagination from you next time.
It's far too warm down here to be wearing leather waders, but Dree Hemingway pulled it off a treat and topped it with a wild shaggy fake-fur topper. Maybe by the time it cools down here, we'll work out whether it suits anyone other than leggy models. Pretty sure the look would make me and my kind look like we'd stepped out in garbage bags.
I hope history will treat us kindly for loving the assymetric should for so long. Look at Jameela Jamil's, it's the nicest shoulder I've ever seen. Maybe our children will think we were barmy for rugging up on one side only.
What do you think about white dresses on the red carpet? For me, they're far too bridal. There's something that seems a little pyschotic about walking around in wedding dress if you're not wandering up an aisle. Ri-Ri-'s choice for the Glamour Woman of the Year awards was not just wildly over the top for me.