Cake. Some say it's the food of the Gods. Others say it's the cause of global warming.

I only go to weddings for the cake. I missed out on the cake at Miss Woolly's wedding. That made me very drunk and I had to dance around the floor slapping my own purple silk shift-clad arse.

Just because people love fashion does not mean they hate cake. Just look at Suzy Menkes OBE. Loves it. Lots of it. So does Uncle Karl. The proof is up above in the gallery.

Just look at all these bag and shoe and accessory-shaped cakes whipped up for fashiony girls' nights out and fiftieth birthdays all over the world. Everyone of them made for fashion and cake lovers.

The Chanel cupcake is by far the slickest one, though would do the Chanel peeps' heads in over it's brand ripping. It is astounding how popular the bag shaped-cake is. There's the quilted Chanel deal, monogrammed Gucci and ultra airport fashion Coach number.

The shoes are most spectacular. Check out Maire's Converse and the Gucci heel. The Nike Air Yeezy is definitely the best shoe cake, due to it's painstaking detail. Not just a Nike it's a Yeezy! Strewth.

People who don't think cake shaped like shoe is any better than a simple round flan, I feel it. But people who hate cake in general, I don't understand them. In fact, I'd go so far as to say, I don't trust them. Unless of course they give me their piece of cake, and then they've stepped away from Satan's den and back into the warmth of my favour.

Thanks be to the creative commons of flickr and all the cake creators therein.