This week's cheekbone du jour was borderline owww my eyes. But the endearing nature of this bubbly "reality" TV star got the better of my calcified cockles.
Snookie may not have the fiercely sharp cheekbone of some of our favourite models Abby and Freja, but what she lacks in definition she makes up for with sass. Sass is the polite way to describe tight, short dresses with maximum cleavage, short shorts with boobalicious T-shirts, crystal-encrusted everything and more make-up than you could scrape off Dame Edna.
Key to Snookie's look is making full use of her sizeable assets. She's not that blessed in the height department, so Snook makes up for it with high heels, and short dresses. Anyone of us that lack some leg could take those tips on board.
Snookie has more height in her beehive than Amy Wine-o Winehouse, and that adds extra height too. Girl is not afraid of a banana clip, and while there's few people you cold recommend that to, it works for her.
The Snook approach to make-up is the more the better. If she wasn't au fait with the bronzer and kohl, I doubt she'd even have been approached to be in the cast of Jersey Shore. it may not work if you're chasing other career options, but it's just right for this chipmunk-cheeked winner. Smudge on plenty of bronzer, some dark eyeshadow, plenty of kohl, lashings of mascara and a lip-liner in-filled with a lighter shade of gloss and you're there.
The main reason Snookie is cheekbone du jour this week is because she, as they say in the 'hood, keeps it real. She never tries to pretend she's something she's not. She's non-stop adorable, curvy, tanned and herself at all times even if that means getting punched in the face by some jerk.
There are some people who don't like Snookie. Racists. Is it because she is deep burnt umber?