You need some jeans, yes? Georgia May Jagger says so. She says the ones you need are Hudson jeans, and they will make your arse look just as good as hers. And you may also become taller, and more wealthy.

There's a guy working in music near me who's surname's Jagger. Lemme tell you it was a mighty disappointment to meet him for the first time and see he shared none of GM Jagger's sweet attributes. Time to block him from facebook I think.