Every time I trawl the internet gawking at celebrities I feel ashamed, but my eyeballs seem to love it so much that I just can’t give up this next-to-useless pastime. Needing not only to do something constructive with this disgraceful habit, but feeling the urge to bring the rest of you down with me, *cackles* here are a few of the famous people that made me ‘ooh’ and ‘ah’ this week.
First up is Taylor Momsen leaving a hotel in Manhattan. Gosh celebrities do some crazy, Kodak moment shit sometimes. Leaving a hotel, who woulda thunk it? It seems however, that Courtney Love was right, and Momsen is indeed biting the rock star’s signature slutty steez. Next thing you know she’ll be dating an angst ridden, drug addled, misunderstood rock star. Or a Jonas Brother.
Taking a turn for the worst seemed to be high on the celebrity list of chic this week, as Pixie Geldof stepped out looking like a crazy bag lady. Yes, dirty Olsen glamour is hot, but no-one said anything about wild eyes and a manic grin. Frankly, I’m a little bit scared.
The flippant Kate Moss also stepped out this week looking less than ladylike in a fanny skimming dress, which, funnily enough, I loved. I think it’s got something to do with the digital print fetish I just can’t shake, as well as the ‘like, sahhhh ovah it’ expression on her face.
Newly touted ‘couple of the moment’ Sean Lennon and Kemp Muhl (‘Seamp?’ ‘Muhlon?’) looked both ragingly attractive and quirkily elegant at Paper Magazine's 25th Anniversary Gala at the New York Public Library. This is my new yard stick for the way all my future relationships should look.
Lady Gaga wins the ‘Karl Lagerfeld Gold Star’ for people who always look immaculate to the point that makes you wonder if they actually do wear their bling to bed. This is what she looks like at the airport.
While Kelly Osborne showed off her new, mature ‘glam’ look (which is amazing by the way), singer Rihanna had something animalistic going on with her nails. I CAN HAZ?
Frock of the week goes to Maggie Gyllenhaal in Dries Van Noten. Brother of the week also goes to Miss Maggie (nothing new there). High in the frock stakes was also actress Anna Friel in a spanking new Topshop Unique number.
Celebrity is not all about the women, and I definitely enjoy objectifying men just as much. This week I got my noms from the ever sexy Shia LaBeouf. Nom, nom, nom. And as if being full wasn’t enough, I kept noming on Justin Long until I was sick in the belly. But good sick.