The last Agent Provocateur collection was called Witches. Now they're off to the high seas for the Agent Provocateur Pirates collection. I've done some sailing in my time and I have never seen pirates that look like this! I actually haven't seen any pirates at all. But I'm quite sure they don't look like Alice Dellal and Helena Christiensen in lacy lingerie.

Besides pirates, have you ever been to an Agent Provocatuer party? You can win tickets to party in London in ten days time, don't you know. I mean, you don't get the airfare or anything, they'll just let you in the door of their shindig. Still, this could be the most exciting experience of your life. if you don't win, you could just sail towards Kenya with a load of Russian military vehicles, then you'd meet some pirates for real. They won't be half as saucy though.