Naomi Campbell and Fergie head down the catwalk for the D&G SS09 menswear show. Yes, menswear.
A menswear collection inspired seemingly by 70s porn films (patched suede zip-up jacket), Russian drug dealers (white tiger smoking jacket) and unsigned indie rocker geek chic (bow ties, tight white shirts, skinny ties). It's hot and twee at the same time, like a little song about cardigans, pushbikes an sunshine sung by Australia's fourth most popular folktronic trio. Slightly, read, VERY disappointing is the gun shirt. There's nothing clever or funny about guns. They kill people. And so do rappers, before you start.