The kindly beast that is YouTube, recommends me all kinds of awesome nonsense, like this David Shrigley video.
Like all terrifying technologies infiltrating our lives, YouTube has a creepy knack of judging my taste and pre-empting my decisions. YouTube guessed taat I might like Shrigley videos based on things I have previously watched. And so from improbably surreal animations to bikini models, the 'tube tries to tap into the broad areas of my interests.
But what does it say about my tastes when utter nonsense like the video below crops up? How did they spear through my impermeable facade of middle-class quasi-activism and pseudo-intellectualism?
No other YouTube recommendation has made less sense than these rambling Victoria's Secret models. Someone transcribe this into english and tell me what the balls they are saying please. I may have searched for a video of Miranda Kerr before, and what reader of TheVine hasn't? But when did the YouTube machine work out that I am susceptible to the kind of hypnosis that these blithering beauties offer?