Pizza Hut is releasing a limited edition fragrance
If you love stoners who play nothing but Guitar Hero as much as I do, then your spine is sure to tingle at the news that Pizza Hut will be releasing 100 limited edition perfumes that smell just like a freshly opened box of pizza, from the baking dough to the aroma of partially rendered dairy fat. At last, a way to attract the man of your dreams using his sinuses and stomach, which as we all know ladies, are mainlines straight to the heart.
It will probably shock you that the perfume started out as a joke. Pizza Hut in the Canada posted on their Facebook page “Do you love the smell of a box of Pizza Hut pizza being opened? We thought so. If that smell was a perfume, what would it be called?” But the response was so tremendous that the fast food company figured they’d go ahead and make the scent, then send it to the first 100 people who commented on the post.
As anyone who has ever walked past a Subway will know, it’s hard to get an artificial fresh bread smell right, but Pizza Hut reckon they’ve come close. The scent will reportedly smell “like dough with a little bit of seasoning added.”
Another thing that the Pizza Hut perfume will be amazing for is making people think you are fatter than you really are. A 2003 study showed that while spicy and floral fragrances made men perceive women as being up to five kilograms lighter than they really were, the same cannot be said for peperoni pizza.