Other people write headlines like this because that's their house style. I do it because I AM GENUINELY IN SHOCK.
For the second time in, oh, say
6 months, Paris Hilton has headed out looking really quite smart. Both her legs are together and she has completely coordinated a savvy fab outfit.
What the hell is going on? Are we in reverso world (*checks pulse*)? Am I, like
Elaine Benes, about to get
explicitly asked to leave?
While I was out just now, Paris Hilton has picked herself a really sweet
polka dot dress, some well coordinated
white Dior sunglasses and matching
bag and a delicate little
Tinkerbell neclace. Her black pumps are slick and sensible and looky here, she's only gone and bought further cute accessories such as this lovely light pink cruiser. I bet she'll never ride it, but all the same, it's very cute.
The most shocking part is that she's pretty much dressed like a cute arts student who snapped up her outfit at various markets and vintage stores. She has gone and dressed as one of us.
Awesome work, Miss Hilton, and not even half as bland or whiffing of stylist as your former bestie
Nicole Richie's efforts.