Good day, how do you do? Here is owww my eyes 7. It is a special edition today, for today we present the royally connected model Alice Dellal. She is the only working model in the world today to own the under-cut, bad blonde dye job and heavy re-growth look.
This is a hideous combination on paper, and not one that could possibly be recommended to anyone. You'd never, for instance, let anyone who looked like this borrow your car, or your new heels.
And yet, unlike many ladies who share the look and possibly live in the less desirable parts of the outer-burbs, Dellal has graced the cover of Dazed and Confused. She also gets invited to weddings of famous people, such as Leah Wood, Ronnie's daughter. The outfit she chose is pictured above at left. Heavy on that grunge.
Why wasn't I chosen for the cover of Dazed when I was in year nine and I also had an undercut, too much Sun-In in my hair and my Ciccone Youth T-shirt? Perhaps because I'm not the sister of Alex Dellal, boyfriend of Charlotte Casarighi, daughter of Princess Caroline of Monaco.
Beyond royal connections, the only way Alice gets away with this questionable look is her super ridiculous good-looks. She has the perfect, little oval face; beautiful eyes; lovely, curly Cameron Diaz-style lips and a great figure.
She pushes us away and burns our eyes with her heinous hair, and yet somehow, she draws us back time and time again. Respect.