So you think you're pretty smart? Whether you're a card-carrying member
of Mensa, you've cut the muster for Interloc and Stephen Hawkins is
your chess partners, glasses will always make you look smarter.
Just
look at these mugs. Who would you let operate on your brain? The
munters without the specs? Or those with the eye gear. The goggles have
it every time.
And look what glasses do for our celebrity
friends. Justin Hawkins of The Darkness, yes they were a band once,
looks like a complete dingbat without the specs. In them, he looks
rather smart. You might even ask that guy for directions, were you to
chance upon him in the street.
So there's nothing wrong with your eyes and you don't need glasses? That need not hinder the perception of your intelligence.
Sportsgirl are pimping your brain with fakies.