Paris Hilton has a tenuous grasp of the English language at best. So it's no surprise that when she's asked to freestyle with Snoop Dogg, she struggles somewhat.

This freestyle session was filmed for Snoop's weekly variety talk show called Dogg After Dark.

The appearance is probably a little clever self-promotion on Hilton's part (you don't say!), as she's apparently recording hip-hop songs for her next album. She is said to join forces with actor/rapper Simon Rex in one of the new songs, which she writes herself.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Please be warned that you CANNOT UNWATCH THIS.



Just in case you'd like to carve these powerful lyrics into your arm with a compass, let us recap:

Paris: "Yo whassup, My name is P Hizzle, I'm chillin in the clizzle with my homeboy Snoop Dizzle, he's sexy, he's fine, he is the man of our time. I love him ..."
Snoop: "Sweet P! Ohhh wee!, Do it to 'em Dogg After Dark baby gurl. Don't stop, won't stop, can't stop. Look in yo eyes, look in my eyes, no surprise. 'Sweet P' and the D O Double G Yyyy."

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Now, is it just me, or would anyone else like to see Paris vs Joaquin in a battle of the rhymes?