Let me paint you a picture: it's season four, the cast of the esteemed Jersey Shore have been flown to Italy and to quote Messers Pauly D and Vinny, "I'M GUNNA FUCKING FIST PUMP TILL MY FUCKING ARM FALLS OFF!"
Indeed.
They're kissing each other, fighting each other, declaring their love for each other, screaming a lot of words that get beeped out at each other, going to Italian jail, learning a new language, cashing reality checks, and all while being on an eternal booze cruise to find the hottest guidos and guidettes life can provide.
It's certainly shaping up to be the best season ever.
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